god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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