don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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