As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I party with great urgency now.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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