So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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