I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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