She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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