Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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