Even the bartender felt bad for me
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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