You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I want a musical about memes.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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