Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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