rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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