I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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