Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
