Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
