At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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