so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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