Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
kristin has been a bad kristin
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
