Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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