i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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