Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
