erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Dick very happy bro
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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