This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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