Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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