I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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