Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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