He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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