WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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