Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I need moral support for this bender
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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