Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i came on her dog
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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