can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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