Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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