OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
