yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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