Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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