Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I deserve this hangover.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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