They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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