return my video game
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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