I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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