So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Help me help you realize you are a moron
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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