Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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