Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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