my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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