No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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