Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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