Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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