Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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