where am i from again
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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