i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
