last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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