I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize