im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
