He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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