i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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