I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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