I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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