Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
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