Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
