Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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